Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple.
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
Why is Santa make-believe?
Because he is fake!
"I like planes."
- Plane Guy
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
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Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.