Worst Jokes Ever

1. just feeling sad. 2. depression. 3. self harm. 4. suicide.

What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...

Plane.

An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?

"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"

Scrolled through all of them, still haven't laughed.

Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.

Jeremy likes to kiss men. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?

Does chocolate milk come from black cows?

What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?

Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.

What do dogs eat? Dog food.

If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.

Why can't orphans play softball?

Because they don't know where home base is.

If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.

If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.

Did you hear about the bank robber?

Turns out he got shot by the police.

And he wound up in prison.

Can you dislike this!

Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they all sit in the dark.

FREE MY ÑIGGA EDP HE INNOCENT ONCE UPON A TIME I WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE AND HE FARTED SO GAHDAMN MUCH INTO MY MOUTH THAT I STARTED DROOLING A HERSHEY WATERFALL THIS ÑIGGA IS SO SEXY AND I LOVE WHEN HE SITS HIS FAT ASS ON TOP OF ME TYSON U JUST JEALOUS YOU AIN’T GOT NO ONE LIKE BRYANT U RETARDED LOOKING ASS BITCH I DARE YOU TO GET A PARTNER AS LOYAL AND INNOCENT AS EDP FREE MY ÑIGGA BIG HOMIE CHEESE HEAD 474747 HE INNOCENT.