Worst Jokes Ever
How do you get ten babies in a bucket?
With a blender.
I did a walk through and walk home from school, and I got home.
"I like planes."
- Plane Guy
Why is Santa make-believe?
Because he is fake!
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!
"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"
When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.
She literally died a crazy bitch.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
What’s worse than giving women rights?
Having them. In the first place.
Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?
I went to the park full of black men. I ended up fucking 'em all.
I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
How to get your woman to come upstairs? Say you are naked.
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.