Worst Jokes Ever

Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?

Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.

A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?

I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.

I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.

What do you call your kids?

Your mom gay.

You're tiny!

Kasper is gay.

They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️

You can't give an orphan homework.

Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?

Because they're so boron!

Johnathon

I love you, my new phone! 📲

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

American-accented, British pronunciation, what am I?

Either Canadian or European.

The + in LGBTQ+ stands for pedophiles.

Who are the fastest readers on Earth?

The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.

What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?

Surrounded by loved ones.

What happens if you look in the mirror and say fentanyl 3 times? You'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.

Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.