Worst Jokes Ever
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
Meme.
When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
*insert a joke here*
All then are bad.
Ramsey Bevan
Is die?
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.
Doin (DYM 12)?
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.
Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.
But don't worry, he is all right now.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
Oooo, Gabriel Casey.
Bababooey.