Worst Jokes Ever

I'm Joe Biden's husband.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Lemon.

Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!

"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.

I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.

Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"

What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?

I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!

What is not the definition of prostitution?

A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?

You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.

You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."

🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?

Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄

At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."

Q: Wanna see something funny?

A: Sure.

*bomb Florida*

What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.

When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!

What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.

What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?

Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂

Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.

My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?

Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?

Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.

What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?

Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.

Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.

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Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.