Worst Jokes Ever

I took out my mother-in-law, being a sniper, I'd fun.

what is george floyd's favorite shade of color? kneeon.

How do homeless people punish their children?

What are their children going to do? Go to their room?

Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.

A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"

Happy was a cute hippo.

Happy sleeps in the water.

Happy walks on land.

Happy runs on Savannahs.

Happy swims in mud.

Happy takes a bath.

Do you want to wear my sombrero?

Or is that nacho style?

Why can't orphans go on field trips?

There's no parent signature.

80s (DYM 84)

Prom (DYM 85).

Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: something about Roblox girlfriends, and "Add me on Roblox. My name is Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol."

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Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.

Watersharky, do you hate me?????

Ass (DYM 89).

Good (DYM 92).

COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!

All (DYM 93).

Up (DYM 94).

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Candis.

Candis who?

Candis nuts fit in your mouth?