Worst Jokes Ever

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I said I ate an apple because I was hungry.

Hey Stacey, love!

If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...

My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)

What did the parents say to the orphans?

"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"

If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.

The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.

Toothbrush: I think I have the worst job ever.

Toilet paper: Ya, right.

What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?

A horse chestnut tree.

I have a match!

My ass, your face.

Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.

If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.

Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.

What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

How do homeless people punish their children?

What are their children going to do? Go to their room?

Happy was a cute hippo.

Happy sleeps in the water.

Happy walks on land.

Happy runs on Savannahs.

Happy swims in mud.

Happy takes a bath.

Do you want to wear my sombrero?

Or is that nacho style?

How do you make an orphan shut up?

You tell his mom.

Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.