Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
M to de B, m to de B = master bate.
Science gets you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
What is mail? Boring.
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
Gwen, don't worry, everyone hates you, by the way! Have anything to say? Then who cares? You can't stop me.
Unknown person is going to give you a hint of who hates you...we were in a club, a meeting...btw this is you!
[Image of Gwen]
Later, Bitch!!!!!!!!
If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.