Worst Jokes Ever
Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
One time a girl was telling her boyfriend if she could have sex with him for just a little bit, and he said sure, so she just started having sex. She asked him if they could have a baby, but he said sure and started going hard. She told him she was joking, but he wouldn't get off. So she did the 69, and months later, she died, and he said he thinks he killed her with sex.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”
He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”
My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.
My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
F*ck in' the poo.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?