Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Fart a lot.
Ha, gay!
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
I put the Christmas balls in my sack.
Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.
Shitmate: You’re so shitable.
Me: Bring banana ice cream.
Shitmate: Never happening.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Hairline look like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."