Worst Jokes Ever
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.
Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)
Know (DYM 54).
During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
"AOT is mid."
Ayo, the pizza here-
OH N*GGA!!
I FUCKING FAILED THE FUCKING CHALLENGE. FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCKKKKK
with (DYM 57)
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
Big (DYM 78).
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Hair (DYM 81).
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
Like (DYM 82).