Worst Jokes Ever
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
Man, I hate the government.
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
What kind of tree fits in your hands?
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)