Worst Jokes Ever
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Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
One time a girl was telling her boyfriend if she could have sex with him for just a little bit, and he said sure, so she just started having sex. She asked him if they could have a baby, but he said sure and started going hard. She told him she was joking, but he wouldn't get off. So she did the 69, and months later, she died, and he said he thinks he killed her with sex.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
Me: Spell "I cup."
My Friend: I see you pee.
Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!
My Friend: Oh hehe O-O
John is not funny.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.