Worst Jokes Ever
This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."
What falls and never gets hurt? Rain ☔
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
Have you ever had African water??
Neither have they.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!