Worst Jokes Ever
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
F*ck in' the poo.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
I'll break your bones, b*tch.
Hi guys, I'm going to be out for 3 days. Also, quote for the day and advice.
Quote. (Made by me) Don't look back at tomorrow; just look forward today. There are new thoughts, strength, and ideas.
Advice. Sometimes ppl have opinions, and those opinions are probably what you don't like, but don't bring negativity on them just because of what they're saying. If you chose, you probably say, "I don't understand that statement, but it does sound good." This is not a drama site; it's a joking site.
P.S. No hating in these comments.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
Ammon died.