Worst Jokes Ever
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
I will make more jokes tomorrow.
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
Hi Prince.
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!
Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
doin (DYM 42)
Why you always in a mood?
Ewwwwwww!
Doin (DYM 50)?
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.
Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)