Worst Jokes Ever
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
Why do orphans have no parents?
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Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's fingers!
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
What's the difference between a duck?
What does suck a sucking fish?