Worst Jokes Ever
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
I like penis in my bum!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
Nancy be like, "Don't do drugs, do cock!"
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
Funniest Roblox Names I've heard:
ButtNugget123
Lil_RAT (user is actually Sillyowlbunny200)
baddasscarrot44
EggnogRat44
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.