Worst Jokes Ever
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Roblox usernames be like: "25k_baddieee."
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
Me: Spell "I cup."
My Friend: I see you pee.
Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!
My Friend: Oh hehe O-O
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.