Worst Jokes Ever
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?
What is the difference between a human and a human being in a wheelchair?
Hi 👋 magic school 🏫.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
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Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
I love jokes!
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.
I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.
You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!
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