Worst Jokes Ever
"Prince, where are you?"
Prince, can we please chat?
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
Good (DYM 92).
All (DYM 93).
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
#GOODBYEGWEN
"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"
"It's a girl."
"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"
With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.
Her (DYM 121).
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
Yours!
Your mom.
Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.
"freshfry talk to me!"
Out (DYM 75)