Worst Jokes Ever
Who left him hanging?
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Man, that's funny!
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Ayo wassup Nicka. AWWWW SHIET!
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
12 people on Let's Gooooo.
Hi, son.
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.
Jacob Colletto
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.