Worst Jokes Ever
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.
Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.
Beach whales.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Caesar salad, Jack and Jill, little Johnny Koala,
Zebra, monkey, vegetables, bus, baa, bus.
Keira likes massive, juicy, insanely big cock!
What will Reddit be without the robot logo?
Reddot.
Who is Helen Keller?
You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.
Jesus was a carpenter who got nailed to a piece of wood.
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!
I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...