Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.
Meeting a girl at the park is good. But parking meat in a girl is better.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
#GOODBYEGWEN
"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"
With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?