Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Laundry

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Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!

Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.

Pizza

My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"

Bathroom

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A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.

"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.

She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"

Skeleton

Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?

Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!

Idiot

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The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!

Cake

Why did the car drive over the cake?

'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.