Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
I don’t know any...
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
"Never gonna give you up."
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
You know who else has dementia?
Comments for answer.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.