Worst Jokes Ever

Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?

A: No steam.

Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.

What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.

What is fall?

When I get hungry 😋

What pictures did turtles take?

Shell-fies!

What's a penguin's favorite relative?

Penis ➕ ➕ ➕ 🕳

inside 🚹 🚹 restroom

equals 😋 🍌 🍌 🍌 inside

glory 🕳

Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!

I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!

So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.

Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."

Orphan: "Who's there?"

Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."

If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.

Why are orphans gay?

They call everyone "daddy."

Why can't an orphan have a website?

... No homepage.

Hi, I'm Depraashin.

Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?

Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.

The sir: My children will be devastated.

Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.

The sir: Whatever it takes.

*Suppressed gunshots*

Why can’t orphans have sex?

Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.

Did you hear Biden went to the ER?

He's having a little trouble with his Putin.