Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture.
A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. He says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave.
The poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.