Worst Jokes Ever
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
"When God sends me to hell... I want him to hesitate." -Techno
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.