Worst Jokes Ever
What is a good night's sleep and what do I have for you?
Walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠 was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗
What is the difference between the human rights?
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What is the difference between a tree?
What time is it?
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?
Ya nan does gymnastics with her boyfriends.
One day, Billy cow wandered off to the railroad tracks where his mother always told him not to go. His mother asked him where he had gone when he got home. He replied that he was just going for a graze. His neighbor later told his mother he had saw him at the railroad tracks. What would you call Billy cow now?
Ground Beef.
Why are chickens so awesome? Because... Chicken noise.
What day can you have sex on?
Answer: Wednesday. Why? Because it's hump day.
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
You have Chinged your last Chong.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.