Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
I was at school with friends. One of my friends had hair in her armpits. The rest of my friends and I tried not to laugh or say anything, until one of my friends laughed and told her she had hair in her armpits, so she ran to her locker to get hair remover and went to one of the restroom stalls.
What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture.
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
I want to fight! LET'S FIGHT!!!
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.