Worst Jokes Ever
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for "poo."
Me: Mom, we made a cake.
Bully: Guess what?
Me: What?
Bully: Nobody cares!
Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!
POV: You're at school and you just enjoy your day.
Now once you found a bully and he said, "I will burn you in fire," then you just punched him out of the school and got detention. You escaped and walked home, but the bully came and ROASTED you. He threw you in the garbage, but you took off his clothes and even his underwear. You escape the bin and took a shower and had a good day after.
Tarik is a retard.
Zachary Disease Joke 🤣🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!