Worst Jokes Ever
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
Do not roast. *sigh in depression*
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Why is Sally on TikTok?
Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
What is the difference between a human being in the car?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
I smell ice a mile. Titanic, I want to iceberg.
All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.
There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.