Worst Jokes Ever
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
Hi, hello, hello, hello.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
Do you see the toilet?
Me and a girl went on a walk...
Then she noticed me, then we went for a run. :)
I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.
Shitmate: You’re so shitable.
Me: Bring banana ice cream.
Shitmate: Never happening.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!