Worst Jokes Ever
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
What kind of tree fits in your hands?
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?
What is the difference between a human and a human being in a wheelchair?
Hi 👋 magic school 🏫.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
Scroll down for explanation.
Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."