Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts!
Dad/Mom: Son, you're adopted.
Son: I know. *holds up daddy's phone that has the text of them talking about it.*
Dad: Babe, we need to talk.
Mom: Okay......
Dad: He's grounded.
Mom: You're right, you're grounded! Oh, and I'm dumping you.
Son: Am I getting a new daddy?
Mom: Soon honey, soon....
Dad: I really shouldn't have let her know I cheating.
I was walking to the park and a mystery killer came and shot me.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
Beach whales.
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
Me so horny! Me so horny!
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