Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Penis ➕ ➕ ➕ 🕳
inside 🚹 🚹 restroom
equals 😋 🍌 🍌 🍌 inside
glory 🕳
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
Ammon died.
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."
-Mully- This is my mom left!!
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
I'll break your bones, b*tch.
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
Hi guys, I'm going to be out for 3 days. Also, quote for the day and advice.
Quote. (Made by me) Don't look back at tomorrow; just look forward today. There are new thoughts, strength, and ideas.
Advice. Sometimes ppl have opinions, and those opinions are probably what you don't like, but don't bring negativity on them just because of what they're saying. If you chose, you probably say, "I don't understand that statement, but it does sound good." This is not a drama site; it's a joking site.
P.S. No hating in these comments.