Worst Jokes Ever
Are you free tomorrow?
No, I’m expensive, sorry. 💵💸
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
Your mom.
Your dad!
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Follow me.
I heard a noise, so I'm dead.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.