Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
Do you know Bumo?
Bumo deez nuts.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.