Worst Jokes Ever
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
Someday you'll go far.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Spider-Man, more like spider orphan.