Worst Jokes Ever
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side.
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.