Worst Jokes Ever
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
I'm gay and an orphan.
"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."
I was gonna make a gay joke but fuck it.
Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.
That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀