Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.