Worst Jokes Ever
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
Gwen, don't worry, everyone hates you, by the way! Have anything to say? Then who cares? You can't stop me.
Unknown person is going to give you a hint of who hates you...we were in a club, a meeting...btw this is you!
[Image of Gwen]
Later, Bitch!!!!!!!!
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
What is mail? Boring.
Why doesn’t Chuck Norris flush the toilet?
He doesn’t have to, he scares the shit out of the toilet.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
Science gets you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.