Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
Are you free tomorrow?
No, I’m expensive, sorry. 💵💸
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.