Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
What's the difference between you and me?
I have a plan for this new year.
So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.
What did the horses say to the donkeys?
"Jackasses, please like!"
What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*