Worst Jokes Ever
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
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How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.
Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.
I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.