Worst Jokes Ever
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?
"I got stuck in a butt crack!"
Donibobes is an owl. (hehe look up donibobes YT!)
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
What do you call a cow with no leg?
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
What animal can not be trusted?
A lion 🦁.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
So, this woman woke up since she had a bad dream and was yelling about her bad dream. Then, in the bed, her husband woke up and said, "Hey! You just woke me up in a sweet dream!" She said, "Oh, sorry babe." Then she asked him what his dream was about, and he responded like, "I was with a woman; me and her was in the middle of dreamy sex; you just ruined it!" She said, "AAAAh!" He asked her what her dream was about, then she replied as, "I was trying to suck a man's penis, and a cock trying to get cummiee out of it!"
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.
Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?