Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
Do you know Bumo?
Bumo deez nuts.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.