Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?
A: Because it has no home button.
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.