Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
I used to work at a T-shirt factory before the company folded.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.