Worst Jokes Ever
My depressed body would look great hanging from a tree...
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dad's corpse holding a jug of milk.
Why did the condom cross the road?
Because he was pissed off.
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
It was pornography class, and there was a break.
Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says...
Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!
Adult 1: How about I say my ABC's?
Teacher: Go ahead, I guess...
Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher: Where's the D?
Adult 2: Inside me...
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.