Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
I love my dog!
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
What time do you call me tomorrow?
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
You know how we all have different sides? Well, I have a suicidal side. (Here a bang in the next room.) Oh well, not anymore :)
I love you.
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, had some fun, now they have 4 babies.
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
Rape jokes are not funny.
Look at my name by the way😁.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
How did the priest know the nun was on her period? He tasted blood on the altar boy's cock.
There is this fish, and this fish thinks if that fly drops 6 inches, I’m gonna jump out the water and eat that fucking fish!
Then there is a bear, he thinks if that fly drops six inches, that fish jumps up - I’m gonna run out there and eat that fucking fish!
This huntsman also thinks to himself 🧐 if that fly drops six inches, fish jumps up, bear runs out, eats the fish. I’m gonna shoot that fucking bear.
Unbelievably there is a tiny little brave mouse, who also thinks to himself 🧐 if that fly drops six inches, fish jumps, bear runs, huntsman shoots,
He’s bound to drop that cheese sandwich in his back pocket!!!!
I’m gonna eat that fucking cheese sandwich!!
Meanwhile...
there’s This cat!!!’ He sees what’s going on - if they fly drops six inches -the fish =bear =huntsman =mouse eating the cheese sarnie....
Easy pickings...
Anyway bang 💥 the fly drops six inches. Fish jumps up. Bear grabs the fish. Huntsman shoots the fucking bear,
DROPS HIS CHEESE SARNIE!!
Cat runs after mouse trying to get the cheese sarnie
The cat slips over him (stacks it) cat falls in the river...
LONG STORY I KNOW BUT THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS...
every time a fly drops six inches a pussy get wet)
WALLOP... try remembering all that in A pub pissed. Xx
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What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”