Worst Jokes Ever

Kid: Knock, knock.

Orphan: Who’s there?

Kid: Not your parents.

Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋

The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?

I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.

What’s the best form of contraception?

Being a soccer fan.

You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...

Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.

I got suspended at school today. I lit a kid's wheelchair on fire and called him "Hot Wheels."

I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!

Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?

Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!

Me :D

Why are Germans so good at cleaning?

They have experience in ethnic cleansing.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.

Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?

So they will be wanted.

Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?

Heaven always has 5-star reviews.

Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!

What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?

One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.

Depression :)

Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.

Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.

Boy: Exactly!