Worst Jokes Ever
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
Person: You're so ugly.
Me: You ugly.
Person: I'm not a mirror.
Me: And I'm not your reflection.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Sheep want to wool the world :)
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
If I fall in love with my depression, maybe it'll leave me too.
(Took this from my other account @Toby :) btw)
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.