Worst Jokes Ever
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.
Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?
I don't laugh at Trump.
I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.