Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.
I want to be a pilot.
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
Ever heard of candies? Candies balls fit in your mouth.
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball, but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over, and the dad yelled, "What the fuck did you do?" I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying, "Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day," he continues.
I (DYM 117)
Ratio.