Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.
I farted how bout u?
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
My penis is longer than one inch.
Why can Jesus walk on water?
Because rubbish floats.
Penis, neck, rope?
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
What do squirrels eat?
Nuts. 🥜
"Peppa's ribs."
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
Non-binary is a joke.
You're gay, stop reading.
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.
I wasn't clean after this.
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.