Worst Jokes Ever

Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?

You're gay, stop reading.

Ever heard of candies? Candies balls fit in your mouth.

What do you call your mom?

Basement bound.

Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?

They were all family sized!

Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.

What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?

Boo Boo Doo.

What do dentists play at their practice?

Dental records.

I (DYM 117)

I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.

Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toyoda.

This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball, but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over, and the dad yelled, "What the fuck did you do?" I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying, "Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day," he continues.

W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.

Ratio.

What do ants use when they're stinky?

Deodorant.

lol hi

Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!