Worst Jokes Ever

Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.

America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).

I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.

Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.

I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.

Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.

Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.

oOO laLA!

Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?

MC Bassline.

Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?

So the haters could SUCK on him!

What do you call a Flying Pilot?

He pee on the plane.

What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?

Dr. Dre Pepper.

Can't anyone relate to this? BEAT WATERSHARKY!!! -Oops!-By- Air Attack Productions and Yung Gravy-Ayy, supercalifragilisticexpiali dope shit Supercalifragi lick my ex be on some ho shit Superman, I get dem bands but ain't gon' buy you roses Super-duper get them cougars, took my wrist and froze it Super-duper hoes Y'all got Oompa Loompa hoes I ain't never knew ya hoes Prolly still ran through 'em, though.

Oh, wait, wait, I, I do know your ho? You talkin' 'bout, you talkin' 'bout Tracy? Nah, you mean like, like, Tracy with the ass? Tracy with the, with the Honda? Shit, well.

Oops, baby. Fuck up on your bitch, like oopsy daisy. Never knew that was your boo, baby. Hit her five times in the coupe, Mercedes, whoopsie daisy. Oops, baby. Gravy hit my bitch, yeah, whoopsie daisy. I just tryna hit, it's my duty, baby. Sippin' on the goose, like Boosie, baby. Yeah, I said oops, baby. Fuck up on your bitch, like oopsy daisy. Never knew that was your boo, baby. Hit her five times in the coupe, Mercedes, whoopsie daisy. Oops, baby. Gravy hit my bitch, yeah, whoopsie daisy. I just tryna hit, it's my duty, baby. Sippin' on the goose, like Boosie, baby.

Lil' bitch, I'm happy and I know it so I clap them fuckin' cheeks, yeah I'm happy and I show it to your momma in the sheets And I'm happy she's a freak ho, happy so my teeth glow Yeah, my bitch elite, I be clapping every week My neck, my back, got your momma on my sack My checks, my racks, it's the return of the motherfuckin' mack And I stay with the pack, though. Clap, clap, then I'm out the backdoor. Lil' Pillsbury, I stack dough. Walkin' with a limp, like a crack ho.

Yeah, I said oops, baby. Fuck up on your bitch, like oopsy daisy. Never knew that was your boo, baby. Hit her five times in the Coupe, Mercedes, whoopsie daisy. Oops, baby. Gravy hit my bitch, yeah, whoopsie daisy. I just tryna hit, it's my duty, baby. Sippin' on the goose, like Boosie, baby. Yeah, I said oops, baby. Fuck up on your bitch, like oopsy daisy. Never knew that was your boo, baby. Hit her five times in the Coupe, Mercedes, whoopsie daisy. Oops, baby. Gravy hit my bitch, yeah, whoopsie daisy. I just tryna hit, it's my duty, baby. Sippin' on the goose, like Boosie, baby.

You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!

You're really special.

But the R in special is silent.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.

Son, what is 1 plus 1?

Dad, I don't know.

Son, it is 2.

Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.

Chupapi Muñañyo

I can’t wait for collage....

5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.

LET'S GOOOO!