Worst Jokes Ever

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I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.

What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.

Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.

What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.

Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.

Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.

Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?

So they can climb a fence easier.

Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.

Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?

A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.

What show can’t orphans watch?

Family Guy.

Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?

They cannot run home.

What would you do if you were killed?

Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.

I was at the bank yesterday.

A lady asked to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

What goes up but never comes down?

What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.

There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?

Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣