Worst Jokes Ever
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
Little Johnny wanted a lolly, so his dada gave him dick.
Hello my fellow Canadians, I mean Americans. I, your cool and hip president, has decided to give everyone free ice cream! Even the Russians. Go out to your local ice cream shop and make sure to leave your kids at home!
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
Why did Saturn have rings?
Because God liked it so he put a ring on it.
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES!
I was in a server, right? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING." I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY." I looked at my penis. I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Your mom is ugly.
What do you call a man with no toes?
No Toe Joe.
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
Dumb kid: What does homework mean?
Teacher: J0K35? (J0K35 is me btw) can you explain to DK what homework means, please?
Me:
"Half Of My Existence Wasted On Random Knowledge"
If people who live in Canada are Canadians, I mean if they drink Fanta, they’re fantastic.
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!
Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."
And then the wall fell on them.
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"