Worst Jokes Ever
Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?
Hey, I'm Gwen. I just want to say I am speechless.
Hi Jake!
Hi Manuel.
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
we (DYM 55).
Let's talk.
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.
Doin (DYM 16)?
Mom: Don't forget to unload the dishwasher.
Mom: Did you finish your homework?
Mom: We are going to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.
Mom: Dad and I talked. We are getting a new car next month.
Son: You are?? Oh my gosh, thank you!
Mom: No, I was just making sure you were getting my texts.
Son: That was cruel!
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?