Worst Jokes Ever
I bought my friend a rope for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book ever.
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
Me: *in a family meeting*
Mom: Ok guys...
Me in my mind: BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has a million letters?
Post Office.
My teacher: Oliver will be transitioning.
Me: tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!!
My teacher: He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school.
Me: I thought you meant another transitioning...
Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
What did the zero say to the eight?
"Nice belt!"
Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.
Voicemailing.
I don't want to date an alien.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?
I wake up and I find myself on the floor.
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"