Worst Jokes Ever
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"