Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?
Because it was Halloween!
Hey guys, I use toilet paper.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
Just.
Old.
Killer.
Epigrams.
Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?
Son: I don't know.
Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fishes.
Fishes who?
Fishes the police, come out with your hands up!
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.
I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
Every hair zodiac has a hairstyle--except Cancer.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus.