Worst Jokes Ever
Why can orphans stay out until whatever time?
Because their parents won't tell them when to come home.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.
What goes in and takes a while to come out?
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school, but full of drowning kids! 🤣🤣🤣
Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.
I invited my friend with a vasectomy to a party.
Unfortunately, he couldn't come.
Once I got out of bed, my butt hurt afterward.
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
What’s the difference between autism and gender?
Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
Health commercials be like:
Serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, cancer, diabetes, AIDS, chlamydia, lupus, Ebola, polio, leprosy, pulmonary edema, heart attack, heart failure, yellow fever, but worst of all, DEATH!
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
Why did the orange start blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.