Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well." My brother said, "You want a sugar cookie?"
Why did Kamala Harris visit the library?
To check out some “law” books and maybe return a few skeletons.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
Deez nutz!
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"
Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
My girlfriend said she's having a horrible time with her period. I ask her which one, but realize she's not talking about school...
We don't see each other very much.
Russians be like: "bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!"
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."
Emo
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.
Everyone is autistic midgets.
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.