Worst Jokes Ever
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!