Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.

So I told him he was on my cock.

(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)

A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."

And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"

And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."

Catholic

So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'

I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.

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    • Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!

    What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

    Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.

    Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?

    Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.

    What's an orphan's favorite toy?

    A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.