Worst Jokes Ever
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.
Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.
Me: "/"
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
What's 2+2?
4.
Jack fucked Jill's pussy till it stopped functioning.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
Bully: Your mom gay.
Me: There's something on your chin.
Bully: Where?
Me: No, on your fourth one.
What's Technoblade's actual Zodiac Sign?
Cancer!
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.