Worst Jokes Ever
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
I AGREE WITH EDP.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Jasper doesn't like little girls and Bin Laden.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."