Worst Jokes Ever
Má ég fara heim?
(In an infant-esque voice.)
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
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Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
What time is it when you have a toothache?
2:30 (Tooth hurty).
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
I don't trust trees...they look shady.
Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
When do cows moo? Moosday.
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.