Worst Jokes Ever
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
Imagine not having a dad.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
Eshay.
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
What screams I’m insecure?
Let me just remove my finger from your bottom.
Thank you, nurse!
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
Balloon 1: Watch out for cactus!
Balloon 2: Where is cactussssssss?
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
You know that you f**k better than dad?
I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)
Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"
For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.