Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.
All y'all weird af.
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.
He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
7000+ bats.
Let's talk.
This video got me on the ground. 😂
Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
Any more song suggestions?
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.
2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.
That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!
"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.