Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Kiwi: she's here!!
2022
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Sup guys, how are you?
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
Guess!!!!?
I brought a cow and named him Mayo.
Mayo Neighs!
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.