Worst Jokes Ever
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
I AGREE WITH EDP.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
I go to Venice to get a bigger penis.
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.