Worst Jokes Ever
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
A man and a child walk into the woods. The child turns to the man and says, "Mister, can we go home? It's getting late, and I'm scared to walk home."
The man turns to the child and says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk home alone!"
What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
Cancer doesn't leave.
I saw a kid crying today. I asked him where his parents were.
I love working at an orphanage.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
I want to be loved.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.
Welcome for the rhyme.
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
Son: Hey, Dad, I'm cold. Can you give me a lift from work?
Dad: Hi Cold, nice to meet you. Sorry, I don't pick up strangers.
Son: I hate you!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine.
I tell a man, "Get me a Glock 19." He comes back with a glove. I was about to shout at him, but then I saw a pistol in his pocket, so I left and thanked him.