Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words:
"What the fuck is in this drink?"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.