Worst Jokes Ever
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
#RIPBOZO
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
I am cool.