Worst Jokes Ever
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.
I'm too lazy to read gags. http://gestyy.com/eiDOWp
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
After every line, say “I’m a man.”
I went to the club. (I’m a man)
I met a girl. (I’m a man)
I took her to the bar. (I’m a man)
We got some drinks. (I’m a man)
I took her home. (I’m a man)
We got in bed. (I’m a man)
She whispered in my ear... (I’m a man)
what is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air
Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse.
Would you help your uncle "Jack" off the horse?
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
Drawers!