Worst Jokes Ever
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
Who is the blindest person in the world?
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.