A man walks into a bar and sees a jar of ten dollar bills, so he asks the bartender if it's a jar of tips. The bartender says no, it's for a bet. So the man asks what the bet is and the bartender says, "Well, if you put ten dollars into the jar then knock out the bouncer, next you go outside and remove a rotten tooth out of the rottweiler's mouth, and last you go upstairs and give an orgasm to the fat lady who has never had one. If you can do all those things then you get everything in the jar as well as free drinks for the month." So the guy puts in ten dollars, turns to the guy next to him and knocks him out with one punch. Then the guy continues outside, all you hear for an hour is screaming and whining from the dog. When all is silent, the man walks in and asks, "So where is the fat lady with the tooth?"
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth? You get a good connection
A blind old guy asked me if I had any money to spare. I laughed and said I had a gold tooth... I don't have any now.
why did the penguin pull out a tooth. It was Mexican.
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you 'chip' a tooth?
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth? -- The dentist!
