Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke
I was making sandcastles with my Nan then my mum came in the room and took away the urn.
I tried to take a fog machine, but I took the wrong one. Needless to say, it was a big mist-take.
"I wasn't that drunk yesterday." "Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."
so this blind man was walking down the street with his stick right. and he walked passed this fish market, he took a deep breath and said " WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES"
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin wall
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don't have cows we have Bulls
a favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather , that is until my mom took the urn away from me
Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
Yah hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
Today I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled “Pisstiano Penaldo!”
My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.
Yo mama’s so stupid she took a Covid test and got an F
yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps
The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin.
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"
The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, "You can have anything you want.""
The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
I have a problem my dad any my girlfriend have the same birthday. So one took my virginity and the other is my girlfriend
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girls innocence
When elsa said let it go, you took to seriously and let go of your hairline
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese Restaraunt. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what is going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
One day my mom told me to take out the trash and I did . The next day mom asked me where is your sister and I said a garbage truck took her. Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left
