What did covid say to the American? Nothing it just took its breath away....
If an orphan took a photo what would it be called? A self me
my step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work, I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital
Friend: my mum took my phone from me and i really want it back me: yeh, well Hades took my parents from me and the funny thing is, i don't want them back
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chilli in the bowl.
I just took a orange soda bath this morning the next i knew it turn out to be a river of orange kist.
there was a man he took a right he took another right he took a last right why did he stop
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday God being a sniper is so fun
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine ro do this.
There was once a boy who took a selfie and the next day became and orphan
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table it was a ROYAL FLUSH
God took away Steven Hawkins privlages
I took my friend skydiving ones and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute then I remembered he was emo
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback
Yo mama so fat, that when she took a selfie, she needed 2 phones
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
My wife is so fat. I took her to the Macy's day parade. They attached ropes to her.
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon she fell in and got stuck!
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang(hangout) but they took it too literal
