TikTok jokes

Pornography

What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?

Dik Cok (dick cock)

So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.

Youtube

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

Ah shit, here they come

TikTok memes

Account

Thatpunkid · 5 years ago

Gay follow me on TikTok @thatpunkid.

Sally

Anonymous · 5 years ago

Why is Sally on TikTok?

Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.

Meme

STOP · 5 years ago

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES!

I was in a server, right? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING." I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY." I looked at my penis. I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

Illusion

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked

A kitten sits in a green bowl. The bowl's shadow is visible on the ground, and it appears that the bowl is floating, creating an optical illusion. The image is on a website called Memedroid with menu items on the left and popular taggs on the right.

Meme

Willy b · 6 months ago

An animated drawing shows several small, stylized, red armored figures resembling Warhammer 40k Space Marines struggling to carry a small, rectangular building labeled 'YOUR MEME' on their shoulders. A larger, armored figure with a cape and sword walks next to them. The image contains text overlays mentioning a TikTok handle and the origin of the image.

Agent

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

Stop

The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel shows a young man wearing an FBI hat, looking serious. The caption says "Me: uninstalls tik tok. My FBI agent.". The bottom panel shows a young man crying, wearing headphones. The caption says "My chinese hacker."

Toaster

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A picture of Elon Musk in a hospital bed is shown. Above the image reads "Roses are red I'm not a boaster" and beneath the image reads "Elon Musk Rushed To Hospital After Attempting To Impregnate Toaster".

Social media

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

👀💀💀

A group of silver, humanoid robots are standing next to each other. Above them is text that says: "TikTok users when the 'toaster bath' challenge exists".

Minecraft

Willy b · 7 months ago

The image is split vertically. On the left side, four inventory slots from the video game Minecraft display pixelated items: a wooden bow with an arrow, a diamond chest plate, diamond leggings, and diamond boots. On the right side, a character resembling a Spartan from the video game Halo, clad in blue and silver armor, appears to be absorbing or emitting blue electrical energy. Another character in red armor is partially visible to the left of the blue Spartan. In the bottom right corner, text reads '@j.verderame_ From TikTok comment'.

Google

Swf · 2 years ago

A four-panel comic shows a character named Billy at a computer searching "How to deinstall TikTok?" on Google. The bottom panels show an FBI agent who monitors Billy's searches saying, "Oh, Billy..." and "I'm really proud of you."

Time

Labradorian🇨🇭🔥 · 1 year ago

The image is a picture of a green dinosaur with a contemplative expression. It is formatted to look like a meme. The text above the dinosaur reads "IS TIKTOK CALLED TIKTOK BECAUSE" and below the dinosaur reads "YOU'RE LITERALLY WASTING YOUR TIME?".

Video

Labradorian🇨🇭🔥 · 1 year ago

Consequence

Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A screenshot featuring a video of a wealthy man in a white shirt tasting wine presented by a server holding a bottle. Text overlays indicate the location is 'Marbella Club, Málaga.' The comment section shows a user asking, 'what happens if he dislikes the wine,' and another user replying with the extremely vulgar and dark punchline: 'He rapes the owner of the restaurant.'

Stanley

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Comment

help me please im being abused · 2 years ago

The image features the Surprised Pikachu meme. The top text reads: "Me looking at the most racist comment on tiktok but it's fine because it has an old man emoji at the end of it." The bottom image shows Pikachu with a shocked expression.

Hand

Willy b · 2 months ago

The image features four white hand icons on a black background. The first three are the traditional symbols for Rock, Paper, and Scissors. The fourth hand is a fist oriented horizontally, labeled as "FLASHBANG". Below the icons, the text reads "ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, FLASHBANG". There are watermarks for @miguel_torres99 and TikTok.

House

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

TikTok memes

Community talk

iheartmyself

17 days ago

I keep getting banned off tiktok , god forbid a girl likes tits

Kayla💋💍💕

10 months ago

Hello peeps, Long time no chat I won’t be using this thingy as much because of school and crappers. But yeah. If yall want to ttm yall can add my Snapchat. Instagram. And TikTok. I dknt have discord anymore 😰. Snapchat: nikkitothicky Insta: Kaylaaa3144 TikTok: sercet.alt.account25 Yall have a wonderful school year and I hope you all enjoyed yalls summer. Byeeeee. 💋💍💕

Explain Bear ☑️

10 months ago

Alright listen up sexies, Explain Bear here. Please follow my new TikTok account called "Explain Bear": tiktok.com/@explainbearwje

And please do not text me, or else I will block your sexy asses. Got it. Stay BASED.

Community