Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
I thought about going on an all-almond diet.
But that’s just nuts.
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries."
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.
She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.
I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!
Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?
She thought it was Diet Coke.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.
