So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."
"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."
-Mully- This is my mom left!!
Hello, I am Alan Shawn Feinstein. I would like to know who the owner of this website "worstjokesever.com" is.
I am interested in buying this website. Please respond to me in the comments or email me. Thank you, and keep doing good things.
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"
This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"
Let's make this the most liked and commented on this website.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.
I wasn't clean after this.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"
Aaron, you glad I didn't make this joke?
