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Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.

Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.

Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!

Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.

Do not like, dislike, or comment on this joke.

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!

This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.

Let's make this post have the same likes and dislikes.

Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.

Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)

As I was eating this girl out, I thought I tasted some horse semen... I exclaimed, "Oh, Grandma! That's how you died!"

Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."

This joke never gets old. Just like the child.

All the jokes on this website are terrarible.

At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.

And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.

I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."

I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.

You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.

"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"

yikes...

#PlugWalk

Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.

This isn't a joke. My dad went to the shops for some bread 16 years ago. He still hasn't returned. Should I be worried yet? Or should I wait a year?