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Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."

Why do orphans hate Geometry?

Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

I know this is a very corny joke.

As I was eating this girl out, I thought I tasted some horse semen... I exclaimed, "Oh, Grandma! That's how you died!"

Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.

Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."

This joke never gets old. Just like the child.

Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.

Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)

This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.

Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"

What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?

She slurs her words...

People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!

1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.

This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!

At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.

And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.

All the jokes on this website are terrarible.

I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."

I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.

An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.

This is not a joke. Stop online dating.

"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."

Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.

What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?

"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"