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Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
I am curious how many likes this will get.
LIKE IT!!!!!
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
Memes
mr bean is that you
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
I don’t know what to call this chat.
Let’s make this the most liked and commented [post].
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Hey guys, thank you for finding this. Vote in the thumbs up or thumbs down whether you prefer Reese’s cups or Starbursts, and comment if you have a different preference! I would like to know a little about people! Thanks, Izzy.
If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
Why did I make this joke?
Because I love jokes!
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
Sorry for posting this!
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, I tried. I tried harder this time. I'll try again. Sorry, I can't delete things.
Make this the most liked post.
Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)