Think jokes

Trump wants people to think he's a great golfer. But the only handicap he has is a mental one.

I think you're eggcellent!

"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"

My son is broken: "I think at home!"

Happiness!

A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)

I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂

Two whales went to a bar.

The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."

My friend is a pimp.

I think he's having an existential crisis. Lately, he just wants to be alone with his thots.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.

If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.

Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.

I think our destination is under there.

Under where?

Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.

A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?

First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.

He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.

"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"

"I think you should ask yourself that."

A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?

Toothbrush: I think I have the worst job ever.

Toilet paper: Ya, right.

If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.

How does a disabled person play chess?

I think you forgot they don't have legs.