People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"