Things Jokes

Q:What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A:How do you breathe through that little thing?

whats one thing gay people can't draw? a straight line.

Stop posting things on orphan jokes then!

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

What's My Favorite Thing About My Grandpa?

His life insurance...

An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.

There is a man and a women on a date.

The women asked what kind of things do you love.

The table starts to lift up on the mans side and the man says sorry.

What's the best thing about 28 year old's? -There's 20 of them.

What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.

What’s one thing you can say at a funeral and during sex.

She was too young.

god creating cats GOD:make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of ANGEL:ok.......................................anything else GOD:YES PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!

Funny things or weird things to say to someone. Hey...have you kissed a girl before? Weird things to say to someone. Its hard to find friends that 91% Funny 100%Nice and 100,0000 % good-looking. Funny! Weird name to call a girl: Sweetums. Baby-Bugga-Boo.

Fuzzkins. Lumpy. Nilly. Ninty Minty. and SEXY WITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Gross thats why I am not getting a bf!

whats the one thing me and the new years ball have in common

its not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this new years

what is the one thing cripples can't do......stand up comedy

What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory? Two test tickles.

A man told his love interest she looked beautiful. And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him. And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny. Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.