Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
What’s the best thing about Alzheimer’s? You can hide your own Easter Egg’s!!
Things you never want to do in jail - never piss off an inmate - don’t start fights with the cops - don’t drop the soap - don’t run away from the cops
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
why do mountains contain things? because their moun tains
Whats the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me repeating a year. Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you? ----- Then there is me: My life.
I got a handjob from a blind woman the other day. She said, "It's the biggest thing I ever had in my hand." I said, "No love, you're just pulling my leg."
What the worst thing about committing suicide, You can only do it once
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself, It wasn't Sooner
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”😂
What's the best thing about abortion jokes?
They never get old.
I Didn't know that COVID 19 was a thing until i saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing
what's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school.
when you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victims Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..." Me: "Honestly...Probably his ass."
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.
Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. The Phrase Jump Rope mean to different things
Why do emo people want to be called scene now, the only thing I’ve scene from them is there suicide rate climbing
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely? Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
