I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie ....... no one could tell that it was their blood
Money and my mom are kinda the same thing they come and leave easlily
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up. The grandmother says: Hey, jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad! Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks jantje to help her stand up. Jantje anwsers: No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad.
Happy land for kids Hello guys imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want with out parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call "Happy world for kids". Leave a comment telling me what it be called! enjoy! :)
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
My Grandmother died last month. The thing that bugs me to this day, I couldn't understand her last words ... through the pillow.
I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
What is the first thing the disabled download on ITunes? They see me rolling, they hatin
Imagine your new playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1:shoot someone Option 2:suicide
Me: aren't they the same thing?
I get so many thing stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home 🏡 day today I have to get my kids and oooooo
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
one time the quite kid hacked the speakers in a school next thing you know it pumped up kicks by Foster The People starts playing
The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.
You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded, what is the first thing you do? Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.
Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
when you are f***ing your girlfriend and then she tells you that you f**k like your guys' dad. Then you f**k your mom and she says the same thing.
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys
