Things jokes

What's the best thing about 28 year olds?

- There's 20 of them.

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.

Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."

I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?

Their ankles.

The thing I don't like about shopping centers...

When you see one, you've seen a mall.

What is the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting up.