What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
The thing I don't like about shopping centers...
When you see one, you've seen a mall.
What is the second hardest thing in the morning?
Getting up.
