I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.
My attempt in 2021.
And my attempt this year.
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
Like this joke if you LOLed! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
One thing you can ask Mario:
"Can you jump up and down for me?"
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids some of them are still in the air
What is the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.
Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.
Anyways, she cried lol.
Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?
Little Johnny: "Your wife."
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
The weirdest thing happened to me today. I was driving 50 mph and hit a speed bump and it screamed!
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
What's My Favorite Thing About My Grandpa?
His life insurance...
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
