i like touching things that have been in space. i was super excited when i got to meet an astronaut
This days dating life is hard, you put your self out there and its hard to find someone, the only thing to do is turn to family
My dad died in 911 and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane next to soul plane
hey do you remember that dragon thing? dragon these balls across your face
What's the fastest thing on earth? An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short term memory disorder and dyscalculia so please remember that no-one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims heads?
Their Ankles
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bombers mind? His arse.
Johnny is on his way to school when he comes across a frog, with a sudden inspirational thought he picks the frog up, shoves a fire cracker up the frogs arse, lights the cracker and blows the frog to smithereens. Now at school the teacher asks the class :" Has any body got any thing for show and tell this morning"? Johnny waves his arm in the air and is virtually screaming "Me mis me mis me mis". "Ok Johnny, What do you have to share with the class today"? Little Johnny then says " Well on my way to school today I shoved a cracker up a frogs arse" the teacher interrupts and says " It's not arse Johnny, It's rectum". Johnny then says " Fucking oath it wrecked ; him'.
Whats the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
I was the second worse thing to happen to those orphans
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020 My attempt in 2021 And my attempt this year
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops I dropped my lollipop.
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
Like this joke if you LOLed! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
One thing you can ask mario.
Can you jump up and down for me
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids some of them are still in the air
what is the worst thing to do at a funeral the corpse
So my ex who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
