Thing jokes
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"
My son is broken: "I think at home!"
Happiness!
What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
What do you call something that eats kids?
An upset mother.
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: something about Roblox girlfriends, and "Add me on Roblox. My name is Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol."