Thing jokes
The thing my mom birthed.
What's the second hardest thing in the morning?
The first hardest thing. 🍆
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Those (DYM 96).
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
What is this thing with Alya and Alex?
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
History is mostly just a list of things men did while women were busy making sure they didn't die of scurvy.
No matter how black the person is, that cum will still be the whitest thing you'll ever see.
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."