Thing jokes
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
And (DYM 135).
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Those (DYM 96).
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
What is this thing with Alya and Alex?
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.