Thing jokes
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.
The only thing the orphan learned from his dad is the hide-and-seek skill to hide for 18 years. He tried it out; now he has infinite milk.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
Those (DYM 96).
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?
"Where are the kids?"
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
What's the grossest thing ever?
A bag of dead babies.
What's even more gross?
The bottom one is still wriggling!
What’s the best thing about fucking twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them!
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive... It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
We have life. I hope we have life. We have God in Jesus Christ. This is a good thing. It is a song part.