Thing jokes
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.
This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.
My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
Nothing is lost until Mom can't find it.
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.