Guy it was so weird yesterday I saw a guy and he kept repeating the same thing over and over I hate people with dementia I told my mom to get a new mirror but she she won’t listen to me it’s almost like I sand it like 20 times every time I say it
What is the craziest thing an indian man does for sex??.................................................. marriage
So I was playing on my phone and my mom said to go and take the trash out so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said”mom told me to” and when I came back in my mom said not to do that every again but then I told her that she says not to lie so I was doing the right thing👍
What was a pedophile hardest thing? Fitting in!
What's the worst living thing on planet earth? Humans
I have two things i wanna say: 1. when ppl swear stop taking it so fucking literally. if someone calls u a bitch, they're not calling u a female dog. if they call u a cunt, they're not calling u a woman's private part, they r calling u either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby or something along those lines. ffs 2. wtf
when you send ur girl a dick pic but she says its small. so you text back and say: "enjoy the little things".
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say “ I’m going to get milk!” To his wife and kids
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem ui with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android
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MMM ppl just chat random things together....JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL
sorry man... I kinda messed those things up
Thing 1:Whats the difference between nuts and almonds? Thing 2:IDK what Thing 1:One gets hard faster
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What are two things you could call a fart?
Gass from the ass or oter from the motor!
hey join me i be near the tree bring things to
picture of her last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
What's is the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid......"I like ya cut G" means 2 difference things.
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Q. What’s the only good thing about a child molesters A. They drive slow through school zones
