Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
What similarities do peeping toms and spies share? they both see things they shouldn't.
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The last thing the victims were thinking was is there 9 or 11 stories
would u rather listen to Justin bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible. there the same thing
What is the only thing lesbians now how to grow? Cucumbers
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" great thing to say to someone horrible way to find out your adopted
Hey girl are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano
Whats the best thing about stage 4 cancer
There's no stage 5
My three favourite things are eating my family and not using commas.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
My Girlfriend asked "why is this test so long and hard?" I then said "you know what else is long and hard..." She was amazed!
have anyone seen my balls i cant find them on my chest hey! my balls are on your thing
Doctor: I have bad news. Man: What? Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer. Man: Oh, no... Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's. Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure." That's a horrible thing to find out when your adopted.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an Orphan? Go Big Or __ ____
hey thats the thing my grandpa has, they say that to treat it i should call him a bitch!
There were two twins and they were both very tall. The next thing they know they were on the floor and there were planes up their asses
what's the good thing about child pervart they drive slow in a school zone
Orphan's and homeless people people are the same thing.
