Thing jokes
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
wear sweatpants.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.