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Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
I love still things
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read? The waffle iron.
What is a kids favorite thing to do with their dad? Play pretend dog in the bed.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work? You keep the tradition of hitting black things
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays? Their place
It's always the little things that makes us laugh
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What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman? Getting her husband‘s voice just right
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops I dropped my lollipop.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas. Because their dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
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A man and a giraffe walk into a bar, the man orders a beer one for him and one for the giraffe. After they finish their drinks the giraffe falls over and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door. The bartender says "Stop! you can't leave that thing lying on the floor" The man says "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe".
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
“Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly.
“Correct,” says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil.
“Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts.
“Correct again,” says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”
The teacher fainted
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