Thing Jokes

The thing abt 9/11 and the jokes abt it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head

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Friend: my mum took my phone from me and i really want it back me: yeh, well Hades took my parents from me and the funny thing is, i don't want them back

i like touching things that have been in space. i was super excited when i got to meet an astronaut

I was talking to a muslem yesterday, And he asked me what it's like to be blind. I happened to tell him about 20 jokes, in fact I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It 's not like I need the damn things anyway.

Whats the best thing about a prostitute dying on u during sex? The second hour is free

Whats one thing ur dad shares wit black men? Ur sister.

I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass

Why do men say funny things ? Just to be silly 😝

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Whats the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.

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What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?

Spam.

I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather. Good thing is, since he hit his head he can't remember either.

what was the last thing that went through PH's head? water and smoke

What are two things orphans can’t have

Parents

the thing my mom birthed

What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school

the circular saw asked the chainsaw,"When am I as big as you?" the chainsaw would answer with,"When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner." the circular saw would reply with,"What?"