Thing jokes
"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing, unless you're at a funeral.
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
The Good Old Days.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
What's the second hardest thing in the morning?
The first hardest thing. 🍆
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What is smaller than my dick?
Nothing.
Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?
A: "It's me, Luigi!"
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair back, she looks 15.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac.
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What’s the craziest thing Kurt Cobain released?
The safety.
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.