They jokes
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
What’s one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in school zones.
The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna." Jack undressed, and she pulled up her dress so they could have some fun. But stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
Orphans only have 363 days because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎