They jokes
When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
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Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna." Jack undressed, and she pulled up her dress so they could have some fun. But stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Orphans only have 363 days because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
What’s one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in school zones.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.