They jokes
What do bees do when they get married?
They go on a honeymoon.
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Why does this always happen to me...
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms? They keep falling through his hands.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
What’s one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in school zones.
The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.