Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
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Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Not done yet.
Now they are.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they donβt exist.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay people can play Star Wars.
Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Three men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live only if they could achieve one thing: They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each.
The first person returned with apples. The leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1... 2... he screamed.
The next person came back with grapes. 1, 2, 3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing; he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well. "Well, I saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples!"
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting?
A: Because they were fencing.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels! πππππππππππππ
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
