They jokes
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
Have you ever said no? Did they keep going?
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? "We are Family."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? "Family Guy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? "Meet the Parents."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
Next: Inappropriate Jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs.
"For the last time, Superman, get out of my bar, you're drunk and the only person here that can fly!"
The man with glasses frowns.
"Where did all the others go, then?"
Jack and Jill went up the hill, had some fun, now they have 4 babies.
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.