They jokes
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Orphans only have 363 days because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".
Memes
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
What’s one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in school zones.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna." Jack undressed, and she pulled up her dress so they could have some fun. But stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay people can play Star Wars.
Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting?
A: Because they were fencing.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.