They jokes

There are sexiest women in politics.

They should be in a car showroom.

I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.

Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.

You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.

Why did Stephen Hawkins die? They unplugged the WiFi.

I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.

Digga D, I'm a well known bandit, bandit. Had a new mash, just landed. Jheez, cop it, chop it, sand it, hand it. The verbal ting I can't stand it. Wife and two, got tanned when I banged it. Mad ting. Got a conspiracy case in the silliest Place, they're saying that I planned it, damn it. Back on a Feltham landing. You ain't been in the hood like Robin. I ride in hoods tryna leave man red (Crud). The sweets are goldy, yola drops and lots of dred (Maud). No porkies, pepper them pigeons, they chase this ped. Gyal tryna give man noddy, She ain't got balls in her tongue that's dead.

Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.

Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.

Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"

Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Depression jokes are wrong, stop making them; they're cruel and nasty. So stop; people are feeling like they're hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes, so PLEASE stop.

If an orphan was an animal, it would be an owl because they don't know "WHOOO" their parents are.

Why can’t orphans tell jokes?

Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.

Why didn't the wife want sex?

Because they were having too many babies.

Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."

How does a tree get online? They log in.

Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?

Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.

Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.

Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?

They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...

I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!