They jokes
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!
There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped off. How many were left? I DO NOT KNOW.
There was none left. They were all a bunch of copycats.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything!
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)