They jokes
Australia needs YOUR help!
ISIS brides are coming to Australia! They need to go back to where they came from. Help us before they blow us up like the terrorists they are!
Why are S and U never thirsty?
They drink tea (T).
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything!
Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!
See, I was always told puns are funny.
But I can see now they aren't punny.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped off. How many were left? I DO NOT KNOW.
There was none left. They were all a bunch of copycats.
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!