They jokes
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!
There were ten cats in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left?
None, 'cause they are all copycats.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
A prostitute walks in the bar, and she goes up to the bartender and says, "I just made $100 and 5¢ sucking dick." The bartender says, "Who gave you the 5¢?" The prostitute says, "They all did!"
Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.
My brackets are so high on my teeth, they must be smoking something.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Two men walk into a bar, and they both hit their heads.
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.