They jokes
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.