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Superman was bored and wanted to go out. He called all his super friends, but they were all busy. He even calls Louis, but it's her time of the month.
He flies to the liquor store and buys some beer and gets drunk. As he is flying, he sees Wonder Woman naked on top of the roof. He starts thinking, "I will fly down and have sex with her sooooo fast," BURP, "that she won't know what happened," HICKUP.
He flies to her faster than the speed of light, BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG, and flies away with a smile. He passes out and crashed into a wall.
Wonder Woman jumps up and screams, "WHAT WAS THAT?"
The Invisible Man appears, holding his butt, and he gets off on Wonder Woman and says, "I don't know, but my butt hurts real bad."
Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?
Gina: Because they hit me on the butt!
Bully: Yes, that must be cute!
Gina: Hmmm...
Gina: Do you want???
Bully: 😍😍😍... sexy ass!
Bully 🖐🏻🍑
Gina😊
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
They don’t deserve rights!
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
One day, a cop pulls a van over, and when he walks up to the window, he sees ten penguins in the back.
The cop asks the man, “Are those your penguins?”
The man says, “Yes, they are my pets.”
The cop replies to the man, “You need to take them to the zoo right now.”
So the man agrees and drives off. The next day, the cop pulls over the same van, and he walks up to the window and sees the ten penguins all wearing sunglasses.
The cop says to the man, “I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo.”
The man says, “I did! Today, we are going to the beach!”
I love Muslims, they are great at parties!
They have the best fireworks.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night. The police told us to stay inside until they shot him.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.