They jokes
Fart jokes are so popular because they are real stinkers.
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?
They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.