They jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.
They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!
You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
A lovely and clean kebab restaurant with the option to sit at the bar, sit outside, or eat in.
Besides kebabs, they also offer other typical dishes, such as cholodki. They also have a selection of different pizzas. The photo shows various kebab dishes with potatoes, rice, and salad. This time, the rice is mixed with oats. Enjoy! The other two kebabs are also delicious, but I didn't try them. As always, I was treated very kindly, and the service and quality ensured that they were always happy to help.
As a foodie, I have to say that this is the best kebab restaurant. Next time, I'll try the pizza and come back again.
I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
There are sexiest women in politics.
They should be in a car showroom.
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.
If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?
Best way to kiss someone is to lick inside their mouth with your tongue a lot of times, and they will really like it, especially me!! - lizard kiss+ french kiss= SloBbY Kiss.
Thanks for learning and getting advice.
Also, don't be such a horny one!
Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? They unplugged the WiFi.
Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.